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3% surcharge on Visa and MasterCard.
Add toner.
All models over 18 years of age.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Apply only to affected area.
Approved for veterans.
As seen on TV.
At participating locations only.
Avoid contact with skin.
Batteries not included.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Beware of dog.
Bleu Cheese 25 cents extra.
Booths for two or more.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
Call toll free before digging.
Celebrity lookalike.
Check here if tax deductible.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Contains a substaintial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Dealer retains incentives.
Do not apply to mucous membranes.
Do not disturb.
Do not stamp.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Do not write below this line.
Dramatized for television.
Driver does not carry cash.
Drop in any mailbox.
Early withdrawal results in loss of interest.
Edited for television.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Falling rock.
First pull up, then pull down.
For off-road use only.
For office use only.
For recreational use only.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Grass catcher must be attached or door closed while engine is running.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
List at least two alternate dates.
List each check separately by bank number.
List was current at time of printing.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Many suitcases look alike.
May be too intense for some viewers.
May not be available in Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
No Canadian coins.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No pedestrians, bicycles, or farm machinery.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
No purchase necessary.
No smoking.
No solicitors.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Not recommended for children.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform.
Not responsible for errors in typesetting or photography.
Not the Beatles.
One size fits all.
Persons using hold-open latches must remain at the refueling point during refueling.
Place stamp here.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Price does not include taxes.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Replace with same type.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Sanitized for your protection.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Simulated picture.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Slippery when wet.
Some assembly required.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Stop engine.
Subject to change without notice.
This is not a news broadcast.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Times approximate.
Use only as directed.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Use other side for additional listings.
Vapors harmful.
Void where prohibited.
You must be present to win.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Your mileage may vary.

Copyright © 2004 David K. Goodman. All Rights Reserved.
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