Texts Page - Chez Goodman

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"The Internet won't be truly useful until you can read web pages while you're in the bathroom." -dkg


	File	Description

	Aphorisms	A few hundred famous aphorisms. [17k]
	Attention, Graduates	25 rules to live by. [4k]
	Car Acronyms	Car acronyms. "Found On Road Dead" [6k]
	Chalkboard	What Bart Simpson has written on the chalkboard. [7k]
	Desiderata & Deteriorata	The Desiderata and Deteriorata. [6k]
	Disclaimers	All the disclaimers you'd ever want to see. [5k]
	Photo Tips	Some photography tips. [5k]
	Poetry	I have other bad habits too. [5k]
	Rockford	The messages from Jim Rockford's answering machine. [25k]
	Short of a Full Deck	Ways of saying they're short of a full deck. [22k]
	Sleep Tips	Guidelines for getting a good night's sleep. [11k]
	Smileys	E-mail smileys. [8k]
	Steven Wright Quotes	The offbeat humor of Steven Wright. [26k]
	Stories	Family stories. [6k]
	Taglines	One-line taglines for your e-mail. [38k]
	Ten 'Cannots'	Ten things that can't be done. [6k]
	They Do It With	What they do it with... [4 files <24k each]
	Thoughts	Thoughts on god, humor, life, identity and more [16k]
	True Stories	"True" stories. (Links to another site.)
	"Vonnegut's Advice"	The Sunscreen Song. [7k]

Updated 7/8/2004