My Mood Is... Undetermined
How can I possibly represent my current mood in a single word or icon? It's
multidimensional. I am at all times experiencing a variety of moods
simultaneously. Suppose that freak of nature who ruined your career drove
off a cliff... in your new car. Tell me... how do you feel?
Even if I were to grit my teeth, squinch up my face and force my recalcitrant
hand to click the link to set my current mood, by the time it was displayed
and you looked at it my mood would have already changed. That mood was so
ten minutes ago. I am mercurial. I am
fluid. I am not to be pigeonholed. Besides, that sounds terrible. "That poor
Dave, he was pigeonholed!" Ick!
So there you have it. Want to know my current mood? Send me twenty bucks
and then you'll know it. It'll be: Ecstatic!
Aren't you glad you asked?
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