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The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary

:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.
:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
      good as a happy smilie
:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-:   User is left handed
%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)   User is drunk
[:]   User is a robot
8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)  Sunglasses on head
::-)  User wears normal glasses
B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)  User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{)  User has a mustache
:-{}  User wears lipstick
{:-)  User wears a toupee
}:-(  Toupee in an updraft
:-[   User is a Vampire
:-E   Bucktoothed vampire
:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7   User just made a wry statement
:-*   User just ate something sour
:-)~  User drools
:-~)  User has a cold
:'-(  User is crying
:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@   User is screaming
:-#   User wears braces
:^)   User has a broken nose
:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)   User is from an Ivy League School
:-&   User is tongue tied.
=:-)  User is a hosehead
-:-)  User is a punk rocker
-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)   User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)  Same thing...other side
|-I   User is asleep
|-O   User is yawning/snoring
:-Q   User is a smoker
:-?   User smokes a pipe
O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P   Nyahhhh!
:-S   User just made an incoherent statement
:-D   User is laughing (at you!)
:-X   User's lips are sealed
:-C   User is really bummed
<|-)  User is Chinese
<|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/   User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@=    User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o   Uh oh!
(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
3:]   Pet smilie
3:[   Mean Pet smilie
d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9   User is licking his/her lips
%-6   User is braindead
[:-)  User is wearing a walkman
(:I   User is an egghead
<:-I  User is a dunce
K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)  User is wearing a turban
:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
:-:   Mutant Smilie
      The invisible smilie
.-)   User only has one eye
,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
X-(   User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
                          a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:)  Midget smilie
:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=)  Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
:@ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring

  :-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
  :-1	smiley bland face
  :-!		"
  :-@	smiley face screaming
  :-#|	smiley face with bushy mustache
  :-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
  :-%	smiley banker
  :-6	smiley after eating something sour
  :^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)
  :-7	smiley after a wry statement
  8-)	smiley swimmer
  :-*	smiley after eating something bitter
  :-&	smiley which is tongue-tied
  :-0	smiley orator
	smiley invisible man
  (:-(	unsmiley frowning
  (:-)	smiley big-face
  ):-)		"
  ):-(  unsmiley big-face
  )8-)  scuba smiley big-face
  =:-)	smiley punk-rocker
  =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
  +:-)	smiley priest
  :-q	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
  :-e	disappointed smiley
  :-t	cross smiley
  :-i	semi-smiley
  :-o	smiley singing national anthem
  :-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
  :-[	un-smiley blockhead
  :-]	smiley blockhead
  :-{	smiley variation on a theme
  :-}	ditto
  {:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle
  }:-)	above in an updraft
  :-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
  :-s	smiley after a BIZARRE comment
  :-d	lefty smiley razzing you
  g-)	smiley with ponce-nez glasses
  :-j	left smiling smilely
  :-k	beats me, looks like something, tho.
  :-l	y. a. s.
  :-:	mutant smiley
  :-\	undecided smiley
  :-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley
  ;-)	winking smiley
  :-<	real sad smiley
  :->	y.a.s.
  :-z	y.a.c.s.
  :-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley
  :-c	bummed out smiley
  :-v	talking head smiley
  :v)	left-pointing nose smiley
  :-b	left-pointing tongue smiley
  :-/	lefty undecided smiley
  :-?	smilely smoking a pipe
  .-]	one-eyed smilely
  ,-}	wry and winking
  0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
  :-=)	older smiley with mustache
  :u)	smiley with funny-looking left nose
  :n)	smiley with funny-looking right nose
  :<	midget unsmiley
  :>	midget smiley
  }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
			a double-chin
:-)	ha ha			~~:-(	net.flame
|-)	hee hee			O |-)	net.religion
|-D	ho ho
:->	hey hey			8 :-I	net.unix-wizards
:-(	boo hoo			  X-(	net.suicide
:-I	hmm			E-:-I	net.ham-radio
:-O	uh oh			 >:-I	net.startrek
:-P	nyah nyah		 3:o[	net.pets
|-P	yuk

:-}	beard
:-{	mustache
:-#	braces
:-X	bow tie
:-Q	smoker
<:I	dunce
(:I	egghead
@:I	turban

8-)	glasses
B-)	horn-rims
8:-)	glasses on forehead
:-8(	condescending stare
;-)	wink
>:-<	mad

Drama :-(	Comedy :-)	Surpise :-o	Suspense 8-|

Male	:-	Female	>-
Birth	|-O	Death 8-#
Infinity	8

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