1. | Don't sweat the small stuff, and remember, most stuff is small. |
2. | The most boring word in any language is "I." |
3. | Nobody is indispensable, especially you. |
4. | Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see. |
5. | People are more important than things. |
6. | Persistence will get you almost anything eventually. |
7. | Nobody can make you happy. Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be. |
8. | There's so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst of us that it doesn't behoove any of us to talk about the rest of us. |
9. | Live by what you trust, not by what you fear. |
10. | Character counts. Family matters. |
11. | Eating out with small children isn't worth it, even if someone else is buying. |
12. | If you wait to have kids until you can afford them, you probably never will. |
13. | Baby kittens don't begin to open their eyes for six weeks after birth. Men generally take about 26 years. |
14. | The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance. |
15. | Television ruins more minds than drugs. |
16. | Sometimes there is more to gain in being wrong than right. |
17. | Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth. |
18. | People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties. |
19. | A good joke beats a pill for a lot of ailments. |
20. | There are no substitutes for fresh air, sunshine and exercise. |
21. | A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked. |
22. | May you live life so there is standing room only at your funeral. |
23. | Mothers always know best, but sometimes fathers know, too. |
24. | Forgive yourself, your friends and your enemies. You're all only human. |
25. | If you don't do anything else in life, love someone and let someone love you. |